Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Lelong!! Gambar Jambu!!!!!


Gambar Telinge yang amat jambu pada satu ketika dahulu........manalah cik eena tak jatuh chenta ngan si telinge ni.....
Yg dalam bulatan lagi satu tu hensem gak....ala2 johnny depp...
-Mre-

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Touchdown!!! Finally.....




DX Rules!!!! DX Lives ON!!!






Life is messy sumtimes...
You don't always get what you want...
Things don't always go your way...
We have to make our own mistake in order to learn our own lesson...
Even the costliest failure beats the hell out of never trying..
Seize the day...grab a spoon...

Hye....so the pics are finally here...
But first and foremost I would like to say this:
I Love my Wife soo much...
Eventhough she irritate's during for most part of the day!!
Women tend to to that don't they? Hmm maybe I'll write about that one of these days....
But at the end of the day...she's all that I want...she's all I could ask for...
Sayang..thanks for throwing that spectacular so called "suprise" for me...
Kissing you goodnite every single nite makes me realize just how special you are...
Love u pickles...muahhkkss!!!

Ok enuff of mushy2 stuff......so here you go..pics and comments....enjoy....








My Wife do call me King Kong can you believe that?














Capang a.k.a ArisAriwatan in action...berkerut muka telinge nih....
















My Lovely Wife...She's a Beauty Ain't she?













Nyum Nyum..sedapnye M.Nazeq makan.....













Ramai ramai kita menyanyi..lalalalalala!!!!!!
Katong tercucuk mata..sian katong....













Rock Wuu......













Ape agaknye yg diperhatikan Noman tu iye?








Gambar2 lain nantilah aku post iye.....

-Mre-

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Kamus Dewan jilid ke 34 - WARNING!! WOMEN PLEASE TURN AWAY....MODERATE PERVERTISH CONTENT AHEAD!!!

Kamus Dewan Bahasa telah mewartakan beberapa perkataan baru yang bakal di perkenalkan kepada orang2 awam dalam Jilid ke 34 yang bakal berada di pasaran kelak...juga di paparkan image2 yang boleh menerangkankan akan maksud perkataan2 ini dengan lebih jelas...

Org tgh bosan takde kerja....mcm2 benda yg difikirkannya....enjoy.....maaflah kalau aku merapu iye..but then again..its my BLOG...who cares!! :)



NAMCELATEK: Singkatan kepada perkaaan Nampak Celah T***K... Di ilhamkan oleh Eh Katong...soghi Tong!!! Selalu berlaku apabila sesorang perempuan membongkokkan dirinya untuk mengambil sesuatu objek yang terletak di atas lantai..pandangan depan akan menghasilkan situasi NAMCELATEK manakala pandangan belakang berkemungkinan besar akan menghasilkan situasi NAMSPEN seperti yang akan di terangkan oleh penulis di bawah...


NAMSPEN: Singkatan kepada perkataan Nampak Spender. Di ilhamkan oleh Capang The Insistor...sekarang ni, di mana2 kalau kita lepak kebarangkalian kita akan bertemu dengan situasi NAMSPEN adalah amat tinggi. NAMSPENREN..satu extension kepada perkataan asal NAMSPEN yang membawa maksud Nampak Spender Renoma, telah di ilhamkan oleh Nomandol. Kebanyakan situasi NAMSPEN yang ditemui oleh penulis pada ketika ini adalah khusus kepada situasi NAMSPENREN..ini membuktikan yang kecenderungan wanita2 untuk memakai panty Renoma adalah amat tinggi.





NAMCELABON: Singkatan kepada perkataan Nampak Celah Bontot. Perkataan yang bakal di introdusikan kedalam Kamus Dewan jilid ke-34 ini telah di ilhamkan oleh Nomandol. Perkataan ini boleh dipanjangkan lagi kepada NAMCELABONBULEB...singkatan kepada Nampak Celah Bontot yg Berbulu Lebat..sindrom ini mungkin dialami oleh lelaki yang kalau diteliti betisnya dan juga dadanya...berbulu lebat...hanya Norman sahaja yang akan stim kalau dia nampak NAMCELABONBULEB....almaklumlah...Brokeback Mountain...soghi man....

Sekian...wassalam.....

Women!! I did warn you all against reading this particular post didn't I? I didn't mean to be disrespectful..it was all in the name of FUN...sorry if you feel offended...you shouldnt be anyways:)

Cheers!!!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

30 Is Just Around the Corner..RUN!!!!

Hmmm...so I turned 28 yesterday...

Wats with age anyways?
I mean for men it doesn't mean much..its a just a number you add one to every single year..without fail..unless your dead...so eventually then, the adding stops...

But for women..NO....I mean try asking a women over 30 "How old are you..?" And they'll have this disbelieve look on their faces and they'll go like "Im sorry..that was soo rude....a women never reveals her age"...DUH!!! Ever came accross those women? Put a sock in it women!!!

When your in your late 20's and you have some turning 30 to go thru soon, its hard for you to get into a new group of frens..ever realized that?

Whatever group of frens that you have now, thats who ur going with..thats it!! No more new frens!!

I mean for me I basically have 3 groups of frens...
Theres the Budak Koleq...n then theres the Budak 15G A Level..and theres my work collegues...thats it!!
Only 3 major group of frens...pretty sad? NO!!
Coz I could seriously see me living my life with just these 3 groups..they're a fun understanding group that understood me. Period!!

Its not like im interviewing for another group of frens..Im not looking for sumone new...even if I do..itll be hard to adjust yourself to a new group wouldnt it?
They wont know your routines..the place you hang out..the food you eat..ur disgusting habits and all...for example it took my koleq buddies 4 years of tears n laughters to get along..n i mean really get along!! Im not gonna waste another 4 years to find a new group....its soo tiring..plus im getting old remember?

If I was ever introduced to a guy at a meeting or a at wedding or sumthing Id probably go like "Hey look, Im sure your a very nice person and you do seem to have potential...but sorry Im not hiring rite now"

But when your a kid...now thats different, you could just be frens with the next kid that comes running along. You could be frens with anybody. There were almost no qualifications.

If some kid just suddenly shows up at a playground where im playing..heck he's my fren..
"Are you a grown up? No? Great!! Your my buddy now!!
And if you have anything in common at all- "You like Ultraman? You do? Kewl!!! Were now best frens!!"

Its weird how when were kids we just dont care...we could be the closest of frens for one day...and when we dont meet for a few weeks were like strangers...we would have to start all over again...

You know youve got YOUR group of frens when they basically know all the disgusting details about you....when you could basically kutuk kaw-kaw and terang-terang without the other person feeling offended...its just the way you bond....!! Stok kutuk takde lesen macam Capang selalu kutuk Noman...now thats the way we bond...you feel offended? Get out!!

Well I dont actually know the point of this post..but there you go...

By the way..I was thinking about CONDOMS just now...
Theres nothing wrong with Condoms itself...
The only problem with Condom is actually the Buying them part...

I think we males should have a secret code or signal with the seller..be it at Guardian 7-11 or anywhere else...
You should be able to walk into a drugstore..go up to the counter..he looks at you..and if you nod slowly..he puts in a pack of condoms in the bag.....that would be easier wouldnt it?

You show up at the counter, put you shaving cream, your toothpaste on the counter:
"How are you today?" (And you nod)
"Not too bad...yourself?" (And he puts a pack of condom in your shopping bag)
"Oh pretty good....gonna get better soon" (And you wink)
And walllaaaaa....you have your condoms...

Apa aku merepek ni? Ntahlah.....

By the way stay tune tomorrow...pics of the Katong One m
Man Show will be up tomorrow..Live from Yow Chuan karaoke.....santai......

P/S: To those who wished me well on my bday and also who attented the party last nite..Thank You so much!!!! Ur the best!!!

-MreTheGreat-

Friday, May 05, 2006

Memphis and Cocaine....mana datang?

Hmmm...Memphis and Cocaine....mana dtg dua perkataan ni sampai lekat kat aku?

Story of Memphis...actually it came out accidently.
Korang pernah tgk cite Gone In 60 Seconds?
That was a story which starred Nicholas Cage and Angeline Jolie about a bunch of car thieves..
At that point, it was such a kewl movie..actually untill now I think its a kewl movie...I would rate it among my top 10 movies...

Anyways...the character which Cage played was named "Memphis Reinnes".
In that story, he was the Godfather of car thieves..

So I was thinking..hmm Memphis...wat a cool name....so soon after that..everytime I went online or anything..I would use the name Memphis...kira ciplak lah nama ni..bukan ori..but who cares!!

Ade gak pompuan2 yg online ni yg kena tipu ngan aku...aku cakap aku dok study
kat Memphis....wakakka!!! bodoh2 pompuan2 ni....mati2 diaorg caya...ayat kena power maa!!!

Cocaine plak....dululah...sebelum aku kawin...sebelum aku jumpa bini aku....pernah ada sorang pompuan ni cakap kat aku...and ini cite betul ni...sumpah pah!! abang tak tipu!!!

Dia kata, and this is word for word, "Your my Cocaine and Im soo addicted to you"

Sapa pompuan ni tak perlulah aku bgtau....its irrelevent..bini aku pun tak tau..takan nak kasitau korang kot kan? (Mampus aku kena tiaw ngan bini aku malam ni!! Hye sayang..I luv u)

The point is what she said stuck to me till now, siapa dia is completely irrelevent..

Pelik tapi benar...aku ni bukannye hensem sgt pun...kira lebih sketlah hensem dia kalau banding ngan katong n norman combined....

So mcm tu lah cite nye..thats how MemphisCocaine came about.....

So cukuplah 3 blog sehari for a start.....

Adios....

P/S: Awie..idola gua tu!!!

-MreTheGreat-

Terbukti...aku memang pandai...naturally....

Haa...jadi pun my 1st post.....
So now the journey begins..all the trashing, bad mouthing, compliments, toughts, pondering and mcm2 lagilah akan ku paparkan disini....
Wait n see.....the best has yet to come....
-Mre The Great-

Apo ko bondo menatang blog ni?

Hmmm.....sumone told me that I should have my own blog for some reason.
Maybe coz I have so much toughts on my mind, that to other people are sumwhat interesting...
So here I am...my first post....
Actually I do think that Im gonna have alot of fun with this thing...
Actually aku ni saje je nak try tgk kalau aku post ni jadi ke tak....tu yg merapu tu....
So skang aku nak publish post ni..tgk jadi ke tak....takan tak jadi kot eh? Aku ni takdelah bengong sgt sampai mcm tu....
So..here goes..zam zam alakazam......