Wednesday, May 10, 2006

30 Is Just Around the Corner..RUN!!!!

Hmmm...so I turned 28 yesterday...

Wats with age anyways?
I mean for men it doesn't mean much..its a just a number you add one to every single year..without fail..unless your dead...so eventually then, the adding stops...

But for women..NO....I mean try asking a women over 30 "How old are you..?" And they'll have this disbelieve look on their faces and they'll go like "Im sorry..that was soo rude....a women never reveals her age"...DUH!!! Ever came accross those women? Put a sock in it women!!!

When your in your late 20's and you have some turning 30 to go thru soon, its hard for you to get into a new group of frens..ever realized that?

Whatever group of frens that you have now, thats who ur going with..thats it!! No more new frens!!

I mean for me I basically have 3 groups of frens...
Theres the Budak Koleq...n then theres the Budak 15G A Level..and theres my work collegues...thats it!!
Only 3 major group of frens...pretty sad? NO!!
Coz I could seriously see me living my life with just these 3 groups..they're a fun understanding group that understood me. Period!!

Its not like im interviewing for another group of frens..Im not looking for sumone new...even if I do..itll be hard to adjust yourself to a new group wouldnt it?
They wont know your routines..the place you hang out..the food you eat..ur disgusting habits and all...for example it took my koleq buddies 4 years of tears n laughters to get along..n i mean really get along!! Im not gonna waste another 4 years to find a new group....its soo tiring..plus im getting old remember?

If I was ever introduced to a guy at a meeting or a at wedding or sumthing Id probably go like "Hey look, Im sure your a very nice person and you do seem to have potential...but sorry Im not hiring rite now"

But when your a kid...now thats different, you could just be frens with the next kid that comes running along. You could be frens with anybody. There were almost no qualifications.

If some kid just suddenly shows up at a playground where im playing..heck he's my fren..
"Are you a grown up? No? Great!! Your my buddy now!!
And if you have anything in common at all- "You like Ultraman? You do? Kewl!!! Were now best frens!!"

Its weird how when were kids we just dont care...we could be the closest of frens for one day...and when we dont meet for a few weeks were like strangers...we would have to start all over again...

You know youve got YOUR group of frens when they basically know all the disgusting details about you....when you could basically kutuk kaw-kaw and terang-terang without the other person feeling offended...its just the way you bond....!! Stok kutuk takde lesen macam Capang selalu kutuk Noman...now thats the way we bond...you feel offended? Get out!!

Well I dont actually know the point of this post..but there you go...

By the way..I was thinking about CONDOMS just now...
Theres nothing wrong with Condoms itself...
The only problem with Condom is actually the Buying them part...

I think we males should have a secret code or signal with the seller..be it at Guardian 7-11 or anywhere else...
You should be able to walk into a drugstore..go up to the counter..he looks at you..and if you nod slowly..he puts in a pack of condoms in the bag.....that would be easier wouldnt it?

You show up at the counter, put you shaving cream, your toothpaste on the counter:
"How are you today?" (And you nod)
"Not too bad...yourself?" (And he puts a pack of condom in your shopping bag)
"Oh pretty good....gonna get better soon" (And you wink)
And walllaaaaa....you have your condoms...

Apa aku merepek ni? Ntahlah.....

By the way stay tune tomorrow...pics of the Katong One m
Man Show will be up tomorrow..Live from Yow Chuan karaoke.....santai......

P/S: To those who wished me well on my bday and also who attented the party last nite..Thank You so much!!!! Ur the best!!!

-MreTheGreat-

4 Comments:

Blogger Angel Medina said...

Happy 28th Befday M're! Semoga Allah SWT mengurniakan tambahan wisdom kepada usia.. jgn tua ajer tapi tak belajo ape2.. hehe..

10:36 PM  
Anonymous ammar a.k.a boy@anz said...

selamat hari jadik....!!! semoga panjang umur & murah rejeki....

1:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy birthday, 'cocaine' (!?? ahaks!! eh, can get high on you arrr??). i'm sure you are so comel that i can pinch your cheeks.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy birthday, 'cocaine' (!?? ahaks!! eh, can get high on you arrr??). i'm sure you are so comel that i can pinch your cheeks.

6:39 PM  

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